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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And none of us can say, "Boo," because none of us have ever been to prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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KEVIN: Hey, let us out of here.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I just wanna thank you for listening to me and letting me be a part of your life today.

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The lovers, the dreamers and me!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I hope that this scared you, and from me, Prison Mike to you,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And I heard you loud and clear.

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but it didn't remind me of my time in prison.

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They were very disrespectful to me and to the office

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and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Pam, tell me a white person you trust.

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You know why they call me Prison Mike?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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There's certain elements of what you performed

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Just give me an assignment. Oh, you know what, though?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Where did you learn all of this? Internet.

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Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch?

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And you know where milk comes from? Breasts.