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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Latex salesman.

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And you want to be my latex salesman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I was at the unemployment office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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But it's Saturday. All the offices are closed.

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All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office.

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I need you to go to the unemployment office with me!

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Back and to the left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Back and to the left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the fourth rib.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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So the spit could've only come from the front and to the right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Billions and billions.

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We got two dressers and the bed.

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The selling of latex and latex-related products.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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- Say that again. - Back and to the left.

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And the casket is that great, perfect box...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Then I turned, and the spit ricocheted off him, and it hit me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...and as I turned around...

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...and I hit a beautiful drive right down the middle of the fairway.