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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.5s

That's 'cause I was trained by the best, Kendall.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.6s

It's the most dangerous and awesome sport in the world.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.2s

You guys are the world's leader in handgun violence,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

4.2s

- You are evil. - All is right with the world again.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.8s

- I need to go to the restroom. - Lily, the restroom's the other way.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.5s

Sir, would you like me to buy you a ticket to the buffet?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

4.4s

I was unfairly punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.2s

All the way to St., Cloud, Minnesota, Marshall's hometown,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.6s

I think it's important to help the less fortunate.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2s

Yeah, what are the rules to that game, anyway?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.2s

Just a little joke to lighten up the mood.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.1s

Barney, you need me to sign your time sheet, right?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.1s

And we grew to the proper size, and then we stopped.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.9s

- you wanted to move out of Manhattan. - Well, yeah, to Brooklyn.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.6s

But people donated this food thinking it was going to feed the hungry.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.1s

You said you wanted to see the look of joy in someone's eyes.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.3s

Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3.1s

Look, it's the one chance you've had all day to help someone in need.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

2.5s

- Fantastic. - So nice to meet you.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E09 Romance

3s

Okay, Ted. I found a way for you to help someone, to do some good.