And miss all your drama? Never.

Last week-Puck had to shave his Mohawk. People started picking on him.

He started dating Mercedes to seem cool again 'cause she was on the Cheerios.

- But then she quit. - It's just not who I am.

Finn's mom, Carole, is dating Kurt's dad, Burt, which was totally Kurt's idea.

- But Kurt got mad that Burt and Finn started hanging out. - I miss you, Dad.

Rachel hurt her voice and couldn't sing.

- She thought that was the only thing that was important. - I need applause to live.

Finn introduced her to a friend who showed her there's worse things to lose than your voice.

I compensate with humor.

And that's what you missed on Glee.

- [School Bell Rings] - You wanted to see me?

William, there's someone I would like to introduce you to.

He's the newest member of our school board...

and he'd like to speak to you.

Will Schuester, meet Mr. Bryan Ryan.

- ##[Piano Intro] - We've met.

[Will Narrating] Bryan Ryan.

We went to school together, and he made my life a living hell.

He was two years older, dated every girl I liked, got every solo.