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Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.3s

He treated me good!

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.5s

Why is he being treated differently than everybody else?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.4s

And I don't think I ought to be treated any different.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.6s

Or a piece of property?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.1s

a lube or something? A magazine?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.6s

or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.3s

I don't have any papers or nothing.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.2s

Like garbage or a piece of shit!

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.2s

Well, I have to interrupt you or else

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.9s

What, like garbage or a piece of shit?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.6s

It's not good or bad. It just means

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.6s

I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.1s

or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court!

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.1s

y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.1s

I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.3s

as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.4s

Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm-hmm.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.1s

Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3s

Um, do I just spit in my hand or do I get

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.5s

I mean, maybe more like a hammer or an orange, but yeah.