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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- And you're taking...? - Jodi, the masseuse.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I'm Claude Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- She's the best. - Tonight's the night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...all the way down to the cab!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I need confirmation from the person who left the ticket.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You remember the date?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's not the murderer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Sounds of the forest.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Well, did you get the ball? - Oh, I got the ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Just keep the music down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Oh, the risotto broad. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What? - The massages are out!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...trying to clear the air.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Next! - Oh, what's the point?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...went over the net and into the crowd, and I dove over three rows.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I feel full after the risotto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and I'll show you the ID.