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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I must be at the nexus of the universe.

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Nexus of the universe.

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She wants to be an actress...

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Thank you both for being here.

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Never. I'll never be like you.

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I think Gammy might be dying.

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Maybe there should be a Gammy.

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No. Jerry. I won't be like you.

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The thing is, I'm supposed to be T-Bone.

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From now on, I will be known as-

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So I guess you're back to being George.

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I was going to say, being a good host.

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She's not a maid. She might be a newswoman.

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...then they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore.

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Hey, what was the name of that-

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What a nightmare it must be to have a real family.

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- Which ones? - Well, all of them.

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I'm really kind of seeing somebody.

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...or some kind of a prostitute?

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- What? - It kind of depends on the situation.