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Identity Thief

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We're done. I'm done.

Identity Thief

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I lose, you win. You're a great thief.

Identity Thief

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I got nothing left.

Identity Thief

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I got no money, I got no time, I got no job, I got no chance.

Identity Thief

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I've got these weird pants on, out in the middle of nowhere.

Identity Thief

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How did we get here anyway?

Identity Thief

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I carried you.

Identity Thief

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You what?

Identity Thief

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I carried you. It's not a big deal.

Identity Thief

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You were unconscious.

Identity Thief

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We were like, a half mile from the main road.

Identity Thief

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Jesus Christ.

Identity Thief

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So, I just... I scooped you up and flagged down a truck,

Identity Thief

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and he gave us a ride here, dropped us off.

Identity Thief

2.5s

You carried me a half mile. That's, uh...

Identity Thief

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Probably not even that far. (CLEARING THROAT AWKWARDLY)

Identity Thief

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You get these shoes the same place you got the pants?

Identity Thief

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No. Yeah.

Identity Thief

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The clerk said an EMT took them off a dead hobo, so...

Identity Thief

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Come on.