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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I had gone up to Westchester.

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...because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled.

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When you vomit on somebody...

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- No. - When he stopped me...

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You would cease to exist. You'd be gone for the rest of eternity.

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I'm Stu Schirmack. I'm from NBC.

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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call-

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We? Since when are you a writer?

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I'm not here?

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I'm fairly certain.

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I'm not sure.

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Well, my father, when I was a kid...

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- Why not? - I'm not pitching a show about freaks.

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- You look a little pale. - No, I'm fine. I'm good.

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- You're nuts. - I'm sorry.

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- What, are you nervous? - No, I'm not nervous. I'm very good.

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No, I'm sure you are. I'm sure you're very close friends.

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Hello? Oh, hi, I'm sorry.

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- I'm sorry. Really. - You know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I'm distraught? - You shut up!