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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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My door is always open.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Really? - Yeah, you could open your store.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You want me to open a store. You want me to sell everything.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Do you know how hard it is for a kid to not open that?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And I've been thinking lately that maybe I should open my own store.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I think there might be a few tapes in there that just might open up...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Next thing you know, you the one going on the 1st and the 15th...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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you may kiss the bride.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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so that by the time you get to the girl you do like...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Well, fuck you people, and fuck you, you and you...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and, you know, all the accoutrement.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You see, over by the post.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Well, are you... What's the matter?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and then you fuck the plant.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I'll tell you who's the hottest.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Where do you put the penis?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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That's the way you want it...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You have like the bumpy Braille nipples, the Stevie Wonders.