They're all a bunch of goofs.

Either high society or a bunch of stump-jumpers like us.

Either way, they're all going to think the Clappers are a bunch of hicks.

Did you see that goomer wearing a sheet and a bunch of leaves in his hair?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

Betty!

Betty, guess who's in the paper?

Well, I hope it's worth ruining my passion pot pie.

Well, Diana Dayton's done got herself engaged.

That ain't even worth the crust.

Oh, she is.

Oh, I met her that day at that fancy girls' school.