Uncle Jed?

Hi, Uncle Jed.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Yes, see, Jed, I told you that clam digging was just a story.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Yeah, and Uncle Jed, being a movie star ain't all that it's cracked up to be.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

All she cares about is a screen test, and if she ever gets her gold-diggin' hooks into Jed Clampett... Whoa!

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

The cold of the hills don't hold

Oh, you're the... you're the guy that got hit with the lamp yesterday.

Push the plunger!

The film buckled.

I'll leave the truck in the parking lot for you.

Here come the Indians!

You mean Tiger Boy, the clown in the five-flavor outfit?

Well, we've still got the long shot up in the hill.

Well, he's the fellow that takes my place in the dangerous scenes.