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Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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"Here's to good friends."

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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You're thinking, "Balki's my friend.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Hey, where do you get off anyway?

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And so then the first one presents his sheep.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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So the next one presents his sheep, even more beautiful.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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I met one fox-like American woman.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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You know this one. You're so funny.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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The man who knows a thousand and one unfunny jokes about sheep.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Balki, you gotta go to a place where single women hang out.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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So this is one of your American mating places.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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And then the next one presents his sheep. But it's just a horrible-Iooking animal.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Larry, I don't see how going on a date with a friend can be embarrassing.

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You did not make a spectacle of yourself. Not even a private one.

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You were one step away from throwing yourself at that woman's feet, weren't you?

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One threat of death and I was out there tapping my little feet off.

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But if everyone is singing and dancing, they don't point to one man and say:

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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I am not one of them. I don't like to sing. I don't like to dance.

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I don't think that's the kind of date he's talking about.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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We'll double the pleasure, double the fun.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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I would rather spend the evening with Jabba the Hutt.