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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Is this a big problem, people stealing exercise?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.9s

Why would he steal a box of raisins?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

2.2s

Because you were too busy stealing a book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.8s

No one's stealing a tractor. It's a five-mile-an-hour getaway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

3.2s

Would you like to buy a rose for your wife?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

1.7s

I want a divorce.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

3.2s

Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E08 The Cheever Letters

2.5s

I got a wife and three kids. I better get home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.4s

Yeah. My wife and I will have a little more coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.2s

No, no. It was a small ceremony.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.8s

It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.1s

It's like it's half his shirt, in a way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.5s

...about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.4s

I just thought I'd drop off a few things.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.2s

You tell me there's a can opener in the drawer...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.5s

You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

3.6s

I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry cleaning.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

3.2s

He's a good friend of mine. He's like an older brother to me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

3.8s

But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run.