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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I'm not worried about the Mets' pitching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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We? Since when are you a writer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.4s

- You're nuts. - I'm sorry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.8s

- What, are you nervous? - No, I'm not nervous. I'm very good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I'm sorry. Really. - You know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E08 The Pool Guy

2.3s

Then when I come out of pool, my towel is always gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.4s

- I'm better than him. - You're worse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

2.6s

...which I'm sure made perfect sense in the monkey brain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.9s

I can't live like this. I'm being stalked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E09 The Deal

2.9s

Perfect. Now, what if I'm walking? Move the shoes, move the shoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.5s

That's what I'm talking about. That's the only way you're gonna get better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

1.8s

When I'm on-stage that's all I hear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

4.3s

...to buy an old lamp, and suddenly I'm getting them out of a jam.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.6s

See, I'm 10 minutes slow again. That's it for this piece of junk. I've had it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

2.9s

That's why I like to wear a belt when I'm naked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

2.4s

That's the kind of mood I'm in when I haven't showered.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

4s

-When are you getting out? -I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E19 The Limo

4s

And listen, when we pick you up, I'm Murphy and George is O'Brien.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E16 The Pothole

2.9s

When I'm through with her mouth, she'll be able to eat off it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E16 The Shower Head

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First thing I'm gonna do when I get back to Florida is take a shower.