To file criminal charges against a student.

To file civil suit against a fellow student,

Just planning my bachelor party with my best man.

Have fun planning your mellow party.

-Are you planning on inviting us? -No. Later!

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

I'm sure he has a plan. Why don't you ask him?

Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife.

I really wanna help you out, but I got plans to go see Titanic...

- The Stephanie? - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.

I shot a cow with a bazooka.

You, do a shot with me.

CARL: It's with the universe. It's a big deal.

You have a good time with the garbage man?

In the circus you shave them with a blowtorch.

There was a problem with the computer voting system.

So, what's the plan? I say, we divide and conquer.

I had an ex who used to do enough tranquillizers to put a flock of sheep to sleep.

- is she applying for a job with you? - No.

- We know what you're planning. - This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist?