Come on.

Uh, spill a drink on him?

Come on, give mama a kiss.

Did you get it on video?

Uh, run a garden hose on him?

Come on, what is this, an audience?

You could get shot, or worse, number oneed on.

How do I know I arrived on the right day?

He'll also have a nose that you could cut cheese on.

I just, uh, I want to slap on a little brute.

Gus, I have to go away on a little business trip.

Gus, whatever you do, please do not take a leak on the captain.

That's just a little play on Shakespeare, fellas, you know, to ease the tension here.

And a hand signal at that kind of speed would rip off my Lee press-ons.

I think he's out in the garage with all your illegal alien friends, betting on the cockfights.

If you don't evacuate right now on the goodly captain over there, your future will be thus.

Boy, Gus should really put a stop on his newspaper delivery when he goes away for the weekend.

A slimeball captain ran a sting operation on me that sent me up the river for 20 years.

And look, all I gotta say to you is, you have got to make water on your captain.

Well, now that I have your attention, there is this waffle maker downtown that I've had my eye on.