Still showing my silent films?

Well Jethro, I understand that's the show business.

Where would you show a silent movie these days?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

What do you think Miss Swanson intends to do with the money?

What?

Donate her to the Actor's Relief Fund.

She's giving it away.

How's that for having a screw loose?

I think it's a magnificent gesture.

When she could put it in my bank and collect interest.

What kind of sickness is this?

What's happening to our moral values?

Chief, Miss Swanson is a very wealthy woman.

She doesn't need the money.

What are you, some kind of radical?

If you want to do something, call the police.

Let them find out who's throwing rocks at us.

Good guys.

Well, I got all the papers delivered.