I'm Dr. Marcia Fieldstone, broadcasting live across America

Every kid needs a mother.

Do you have kids? No.

What? The kid is on.

Hello, Sam, this is Dr. Fieldstone on Network America.

It scared the shit out of every man in America!

Where to, kid? Empire State Building.

Just kidding. It was a joke.

ALL: Hear, hear. To my kid sister.

Dr. Marcia Fieldstone of Network America. And you are on the air.

I'm the only man in the America who's getting laid this weekend.

And tells them I need a new wife. Oh, you're kidding.

MAN: This man sells the greatest soup you've ever eaten, and he is the meanest man in America.

I heard it. This kid calls up and says, My dad needs a wife.

when some kid calls a radio show and says that his dad needs a new wife.

You wanna be in love in a movie.

Sleepless in Seattle?

It's in Oklahoma.

Dear Sleepless in Seattle. I live in Tulsa. Where's that?

Honey, get in line.