Still showing my silent films?

Well Jethro, I understand that's the show business.

Where would you show a silent movie these days?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

That's all I need, Ellie.

Thanks.

Well, can I go along to help you fling papers?

Well, no, Ellie.

You see, this is my first day on the route, and I gotta make sure that every paper lands right square on the front porch.

Pa, Jethro won't let me go with him.

Well, now, Ellie, this is a boy's first big important job.

Ain't he just a paper boy?