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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass, okay?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And now, I am making your silver pants blue.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and show you all the semen all over the bedspread?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Good. We're gonna get you a blue shirt and tie, all right?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...

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and generous and everything.

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and a relationship, and laughing and cuddling and all that shit.

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And you feel it and...

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and it was the greatest...

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- Yes. - And that's the name?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And stop with the inquisition.

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and play in the Aquafields.

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# And the mind's true liberation #

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and you get there and it's...

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and they are smiling and saying:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures.

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And then I got older and I got more and more nervous...

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and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.

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Fo show.

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It's not about fucking and balls and pussy.