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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.7s

Doctors, patients, everyone...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

2.2s

Smile. We're good patients.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

3s

She's a patient of mine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

3.7s

- You don't speak any English? - No English.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.4s

He's gonna think you're a mental patient.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

Yes, if you'll excuse me, I have some patients-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

2.6s

- English? No. - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.4s

No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3s

Sounds like an English call girl. "That'll be 30, love.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.2s

So you would have done it in Japan, but in English?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

2.9s

I gotta get my parents one of those French-English dictionaries.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

3.7s

And then I received a 740 on the English Achievement Test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.5s

Oh, it's this patient.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

3.3s

Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

2.1s

...meet somebody who didn't speak English.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

2.5s

My ass, she doesn't speak English.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E05 The Library

2.8s

You have, like, English, geometry, social studies...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E11 The Switch

3.3s

- Don't be shy. - She doesn't speak English.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E18 The Nap

1.7s

He recommended it to all his patients.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.2s

You're not a patient, you're a customer.