Mel Gibson's The Passion Fan Club.

My name is Eric Cartman and I'm the President of the Mel Gibson Fan Club.

and say how remarkable it is that this little boy brought us all together.

The Passion is causing a revolution of spirituality, and we owe Mel Gibson and this little boy our thanks.

Uh huh, and so you want to join the fan club now. Our first meeting is at 5:30 p. m.

Have I been a good boy, Mr. Gibson?!

And apparently the organizer is just an eight year old boy who was touched by the film.

So! You boys have led me here to your secret base, huh?

It's made one of our little Jewish boys want to apologize for the death of Jesus!

And good evening, friends!

"And now, back to Terrance and Phillip" Hey Terrance, I think I have a-

I brought the fire and brimstone back to Christianity with The Passion and now I'm gonna start my own church!

We weren't entertained, and we want our money back!

Nonsense! Mel Gibson is a smart and spiritual man!

- and why everyone hates you. - People don't hate the Jews!

And do you know why?! So I can play banjo!

Haha, very funny, kid. Sit down and stop playing games.

This film is anti-Semitic and it must be stopped!

Oh, hi, uh, my name is Stan, and this is Kenny

And this friend belongs to a certain, Chosen People of Israel.