Oh, a man with a plan!

To file criminal charges against a student.

- There wasn't actually a plan. - I'm sure there wasn't a plan.

To file civil suit against a fellow student,

No, actually, I already have a dinner plan with my fiancée.

Just planning my bachelor party with my best man.

Have fun planning your mellow party.

-Are you planning on inviting us? -No. Later!

Spent a year planning your big day.

All right, so you break it off with your ex-girlfriend. . .

You've got a picture of your ex in the old wallet.

That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there.

I got a lot of big home-improvement plans.

I'm sure he has a plan. Why don't you ask him?

Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife.

I really wanna help you out, but I got plans to go see Titanic...

- The Stephanie? - Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.

Because who would have a plan for something so fucked up?

Well, with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God!

I shot a cow with a bazooka.