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Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Global warming... and getting a "B."

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Always a good quality in a driver.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Actually, a rock would sink. So a floating rock.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Take it down a notch. We're trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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We could get a motorboat. Or a robotic gutter cleaner.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Like the waiter's a ghost.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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[Laughs] That's a good one.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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It was a Christmas gift.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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and there's a secret compartment.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Um, because he's a huge queen and he has a big crush on you.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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in a small, dark space with a wild animal to rattle your old man.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Honey, this isn't a job interview.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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That I'm too much of a perfectionist.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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You actually have quite a nice figure.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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I'm a hundred percent sure it's possible.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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That's- [Spits] A spider web. Oh, God.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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Now, does that make me a hero?

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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when they're really just a bunch of dorks.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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I've been practicing a lot, I swear. [Sniffles]

Modern Family (2009) - S01E16 Fears

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What am I, a child? I'm not scared.