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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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Now the kid has got to get to work. And the kid is not to be disturbed.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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I wanted to skip to the end and do the whole happily-ever-after thing,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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Yeah well, "the one" is heading up to the roof.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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I was trying to think, what's the quickest way

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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- Dude, you're talking to the kid. - I know it.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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I get her up to the roof and the roof takes care of the rest.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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to this guy.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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Well, I should get back to the station. See you guys.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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Take her up to the roof and have sex with her,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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from 1865 to 1923

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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I'd either have to marry you or break your heart

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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- Did he get to keep the purple giraffe? - Yeah, they let him keep all the toys.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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She's still talking to Carlos.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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You want to get married

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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to "I'm not gonna call her"?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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- Hi. - I totally wanted to come,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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And I casually return to my conversation,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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and Restitution Statutes from 1865 to 1923?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02

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It had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.