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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

- Jake? - I got new cleats.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

And I designed a logo,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Okay. This is new for me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

I got a better idea.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.1s

Charlie, I have a confession.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

And I found his phone number in my pocket.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

5.1s

Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing, and you just look so

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.4s

and I don't have time to mess around with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

I got the Navigator over there.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

I can fill in the blanks.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.7s

I have to go because, hell, I don't need a reason.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.2s

What? The kid plays, I have a date. Everybody wins.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

up until the poison and the stabbing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.5s

He deserves a break, and I get some quality uncle time with Jake.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

5.5s

I'm sorry, I'm terminally hung over and I just took a cleat in the groin.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.5s

- I had a really great time. - Me, too.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.1s

Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I think she's going through the change.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

And of course, sex is a given.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

But I can.