I've got a plan. Trek the Andes. I've got a mate and he did it.

Although, if it was a choice between that or a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew, too close to call.

Do you have a problem with that?

and make you... drive around in an old-fashioned car?

Does he come at you with a stick?

If you can't have sex with a monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.

'what with falling towards the ground with only a massive rubber band between me and...

With Jeff?

Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?

for a man called The Orgazoid.

It's going a bit terribly. But it's important I make friends with him.

with a woman... and the lips. I can't say anything else. I won't.

it's a problem with...

We need a clever plan. What word de Botton do?

'Sophie got pregnant and he ended up... getting married? Got to think through these plans.

You can't imagine your mom having sex with a black man? That's pretty racist, Jeremy.

I'm off to five-a-side with Jeff. Can I take a couple of Garfields as shinpa... Jesus Christ!

got off with this girl.

'Oh, how much can a man take? '

Hey. What's with all the mags?