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Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Meg, finish your pancakes.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Brain implant, Meg. Every father's got one.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Don't touch the thermostat, Meg. Your father gets upset.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Meg, you don't need to change the way you look.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Meg, honey, can you pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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...and nothing else.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And she deserves better.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Blast you and your estrogenical treachery!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And a "So-sage" McBiscuit, please.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And everybody learns a valuable lesson.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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"is violence in movies and sex on TV

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And so the Lord God smote poor Job...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And as you can see, they look great.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And what's the deal with "New" England anyway?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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But soon, and for the rest of your life.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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- And what did you do? - Drank at the stag...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And worst of all, I lied to my wife.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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And no matter what, I'll always stand by him.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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"He's a family guy"

Family Guy (1999) - S01E01 Comedy

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Where's the other guy?