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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...for the past 14 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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The inspector never dated a woman under 250 pounds.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...and he'd grab a hold of someone's stomach...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life.

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I'm telling you, I've had this condition since I was 11 years old.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Jerry, are you aware that adult diapers are a $600-million-a-year industry?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Every one of them believed that the secret of life...

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I'll go up and say, Hi, how you doing? Would you like a glass of white wine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You and Jerry. It's...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...by the city because of my condition.

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On the biggest night of their life.

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Where's your little bag of...

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...and where you wanna go...

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And that's all it is.

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We're late and my parents are waiting for me and we're stuck here.

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You're aware of that? Kill them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...and squeeze it till they gave.

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And now I'm gonna tell you the truth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I'm never gonna get out of here.