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The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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...and challenge your intellect.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E06 Family

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and wash your windows.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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Your stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VI - S07E06

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Then put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror II - S03E07

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So please, tuck in your children and--

Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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and sing "This Land Is Your Land."

Married with Children (1987) - S03E04 Family

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and say something nice to your sister.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII - S08E01

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Your world is incredible, and you speak English.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror V

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With your hosts, Tyne Daly and Hal Linden.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror I - S02E03

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Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuff...

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VI - S07E06

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Because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E10 Family

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I'm Paul, and I'll be your waiter for tonight.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror IX - S10E04

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- And now he's dead. - Anyhoo, this is your last chance.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror IX - S10E04

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Huh. What can I do for you and your new do?

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII - S08E01

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by the way you and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror V

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That's your third helping, young man. It's making you fat and soft...

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VII - S08E01

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You gave us life, and only your divine intervention can save us from the devil.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror VI - S07E06

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Kids, it's time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest.

The Simpsons (1989) - Treehouse of Horror V

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...you just use that shin of yours to call me and I'll come a-running.