Leonora Sotto Voce, world's leading soprano...

I knowed Ellie would win that contest because I made the soup myself.

Well, yeah, I reckon it is cheating a little, but I'm desperate to get this girl a husband, and winning that contest can do it.

Well, I sympathize with you, Granny, but won't Mr. Clampett object?

Of course he will.

Getting him to swallow this will take a heap of sugar coating, but... I'll have to call you back, Miss Jane.

John Barrymore just walked in.

Did you see?

No!

It ain't John Barrymore.

But you are an uncommon handsome man.

I often wondered how you stay single.

But I reckon it's because Ellie Mae ain't married yet.

Granny, are you fixin' to tell me somethin'?

Not while you got that axe in your hand, I hate you.

Before I tell you, I want you to promise not to use no bad words on me.

Well, I wouldn't do that.

Now, Granny, you're the only one in this family who can cook Snyder's Surprise.

Jen, what difference does it make?

The winner will be on TV and get her pictures in the paper.