Said, California's the place you ought to be.

I'm going to California with my cousin Jed and his family.

Otherwise, when we go to California, they might not take him back in.

This way Pearl can come to California without nobody saying she left town in disgrace.

And then Mr. Brewster's going to say, Mrs. Bodine, don't go to California with your cousin Jed.

♪ Instead of California where the sun so warmly shines ♪ Tonight we find the Clampetts in their cabin in the pines ♪ The weather is so cold, hot coffee freezes in the cup ♪ And when the chickens lay their eggs, they lay them standing up. ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪