Harness bandit!

YOU OUGHT TO NOTIFY SMOKEY THE BEAR.

Well, he... he... He, uh, fell off Old Smokey.

You capture those bandits, and the entire reward is yours, $5 in cash!

'Bandits at 10 o'clock. Look out. Hit the deck!'

I had all the great bandits of the 30s converge on Los Angeles and clean out every bank.

Casting us as bandits would appeal to Penguin's warped sense of humor.

We play a pair of barbarian bandits sentenced to fight as gladiators in the Coliseum.

No, one of them is your uncle the tyrant, one of them is Granny the crawdad queen, one looks like a rich merchant, and the one driving is either a scout leader or Smokey the bear's sister.

We'll make a commercial where all the great bandits of the 30s converge on Los Angeles and clean out every bank, but when they get to mine, they are foiled by Superbanker.

AND THE WIND AND THE SPRAY AND THE SALT.

- And the roads. - And the harbor.

AND THE SKIPPER AND THE PROFESSOR--

'and the publicity stills and the interviews.'

and the beavers and the musk deer.

Walls and ceilings and everything and phones,

And...

And?

There's the barn, and the firehouse, and the silo.

It sounds stupid and dumb and silly and...