I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.

We watched a video about our changing bodies.

You mean, like a ham?

No, not like a ham.

It's like squishing a spider under a book.

He should be fine, but they brought him in for a CAT scan.

What's it like dating a cheerleader?

A dog-like obedience to authority. Nice.

I don't know. Probably, like, a sweater or something.

I'm not gonna try to get a house like that.

now she knows what it's like to be a minority.

- It's like a paid decrease. - Michael, he made huge cuts.

Do you like to going out at the end of a week for a drink?

- Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan. - That's nice, Dwight.

Tim's a great guy he's like a brother to me for like best friends in the office and I really hope you find someone you

Hey, why don't we find, like, a quieter place to hang out?

Plant flowers on it, stuff like that. Since I was a girl.

The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away

She lives, like, two hours away, and she doesn't have a cell phone.

Here's a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.