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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.