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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's it. I'm out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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She did kind of touch my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What brand of perverted science do you practice?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I look like I had a beard of bees.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Of course she treats skin cancer. That's how I met her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- No. No, I don't want this anymore. - We're going to work with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Yeah. - Seems reasonable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Kruger. That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Right. They couldn't get the green stuff off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Everywhere you go they always give you these misshaped, shoddy meats.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Look, look, look.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Neither have I.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Where'd you get this thing? - I traded in my sausage press.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Sara Sitarides?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What's with you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Your whole building smells like potatoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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This jackass goes to Paris, leaves her alarm on.