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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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And I bought a whole new set of cookware and a water pick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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How about we leave and come back in a week?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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...and that red light is burning my brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-I don't believe it. -And I got a date with the saleswoman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-A dollar nineteen. -I'll give you a quarter.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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That's a date?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Yes, and we're all very impressed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-You got a little problem. -Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-Tell him 40 and no fork. -Thirty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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We like to think we've progressed beyond a knife fight for a drink.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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He is The Gambler.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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...Iiving together after a while we...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Well, did you go down to the Kenny Rogers and complain?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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And one other thing, I don't want Newman using my--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-You use a water pick? -Sure. Water pick...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Then maybe you'd like to have a piece.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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In fact, today was our first big meeting with them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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You don't know what it's like. Things are creaking and cracking...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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No, but the difference is negligible.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind.