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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Nine years.

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Over the last nine years, we've had a lot of experiences.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Anyway, the point is, over the last nine years--

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And we've packed a lot in, the four of us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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And action.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.

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And I'll tell you, when you stop and add them all up...

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...for you and my Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Well, what, kind of like this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in thicker and fuller and darker.

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And I don't care what the consequences are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...would just crop up out of nowhere.

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What-- What kind of lives are these?

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All night long, things are creaking and cracking.

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And that red light is burning my brain.

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And I'll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-And you know what you do at dinner? -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...that you hire out for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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What percentage of people would you say are good-looking?

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What about you? Did people make fun of your name?