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Felix, don't get caught up in that middle-class jazz...
Yeah, it is clever, isn't it? Yeah.
Oh... What's going on up there?
That's why I'm prepared to offer you
Ten!
This looks like your boss.
That one looked like it was going to be another homer.
You get this right.
No, thanks, I think I have one of my own.
the rest of the day off?
TV ANNOUNCER: And so we join Sharibeth Gleason,
You see, the guy who lost, he got mad,
Sounds kind of late for lunch to me.
Yes, sir, right after he tapes his TV show.
Come here, I want you to see something.
but what if Donnelly doesn't call you
Football is erotic?
in front of an all-night truck stop near the...
He wants to talk to you.
We do need Madison back.
Dear... Who's "ingrate"?
( coughing )
OSCAR: No, thanks. Are you sure?
I suppose you've read
That request came from his wife.
Your heart's still back in sports.
OSCAR: She's nice... she's nice...
Writers like Oscar Madison don't grow on trees, you know.
You mean, to work on your staff?
how's Oscar doing over at Harem?
that's said in this office down all day.
Felix?
( laughing )
You know, nine out of ten people say red.
I understand your feelings.
See, I don't know if I'd fit in... I know.
And look at this, look at that.
My initials, because my name
Hmm. Let's go with two chicks.
This isn't you. Come on.