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Sir, you're in the right store and the right city for that matter.
It's a Saturday. Wait here, please.
Are you lonely just like me
That's why no kissing on the mouth
This is Bill Fricker with Gwen Olsen giving you play-by-play...
Somehow I'm sensing that this time problem is a major issue with you.
You're forgiven.
- Hello. - Do you remember me?
Hello, my name is Mr. Lewis. I'm very angry with my father.
Missed the exclusive invite to growing a massive online business in 2024!
It happens all the time.
We think you got a lot of potential, Kit De Luca.
I have to go now,
- Conservative. You understand? - Boring.
- That's why this one's only worth about a penny. - Hmm.
Cinder-fuckin'-rella
Hang in there sister!
What is this? What is this?
Gonna meet all my friends Gonna have myself a ball
but you're a rich, good-lookin' guy.
- We'll have a little chat. Thank you. Dennis, thank you. - I'm coming.
Oh, yes, they do
GRASSROOTS IN THE OVPAD
It's making you nervous? What if I just leaned back a little bit like this?
The reason I know that is that I am an only child.
- Edward. - Edward?
I didn't mean it.
Yeah, call the cops. That's great. Tell 'em I said hi.
Think we need some major suckin up
I would've stayed for 2,000.
I’m not wearing any pantyhose
I know. It's a really good offer for a girl like me.
- I'm with a friend. - And who would that be?
- Yes, sir. - What's the message?
hasn't attached herself to you because she's bringing information back to Morse?
My father was president of the third company I ever took over.
I’m Haley I can do whatever I want!
Touch me now
Welcome to Hollywood!
SEXY
I think I got something in the car that will buff that up.
Well, nothin' else is gonna fit into this dress. I'll tell ya that.
She’s a hooker
Niece?
- So come on out now. Come on! Come on, folks.
Watch out, Lewis. I'm gonna tear you apart.
I Had All Those Strawberry Seeds. And You Shouldn't Neglect Your Gums!
Dream on!
- What are we gonna work out? - You really like her, Carlos?
Better.
Hey, mister? Hey, what's your dream?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I didn't know you were playing today.
Liberty Safe handing over code to customer's safe
Mean to you?
Well, you'll need a cocktail dress then. Come with me.
- So what do you do with the companies once you buy them? - I sell them.
- Hey, girls. - Hey, yo, baby!
please do so
I mean I would like to speak to Mr. Morse alone.
I say WHO. I say WHEN. I SAY WHO!
Vivian: You shouldn't neglect your Gums
- Program, sir. - Thank you.
If you're talkin' 24 hours a day, it's gonna cost you.
What’s yo’ dream this month? EC for EVERYONE!!
And after all that we've been through
Are you givin' Morse a chance to get away?
Ernie
- Dinner napkin. - Dinner napkin, laid gently in the lap.
And not because I'm paying you, but because you want to.
Maybe we'll try that later.
- Yeah. You see the stars on the sidewalk, babe? - Yeah.
- Opening night never starts on time. - Okay.
- Uh-huh. Excuse me, I just want to make one call. - Yes, um, sir.
Hey, Viv, you lookin' good, man. What'd you win, the lottery or what?
Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.
I could be on the scuba squad??
- This ain't a buffet, Kit. - Irritate you?
Can I call you Eddie
Dash per hour? I say who, I say when..... I-- I say who
Listen, I-- I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin',
And right now I am really pissed, you know?
Pick one. I got red, I got green, I got yellow.
No, I wanna find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?
Work it! Work it baby. Own it!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I guess so.
- Yes, we have several. - Thank you.
The Navy's not gonna spend $350 million on anything without going to Appropriations first.
Look, she's a whore, man. She's a goddamn-- Aah!
Well, do you plan everything?
I ould have paid four
Well, Vivian and me, we work Bob Hope, we work the Ritz Brothers,
- Did you enjoy the opera, dear? - Oh, it was so good, I almost peed in my pants.
It's been a pleasure knowing you.
Have you arranged for transportation?
I was afraid to hug you up there. I might wrinkle you!
Vivian!
Tate! It's me, Elizabeth, from Workout World.
- Help you, love? - There you go. Thank you very much.
thinkin' he can treat me like Stuckey,
But never in all the time...
Stay. Stay the night with me.
- You know about cars. Where did that come from?
I heard about what you did with Morse.
He's grooming him to take over. I don't know.
That's what we really like. You understand that.
Vivian, what is it you want?
- What are you lookin' at?
- I forgot where I was. - Occupational hazard?
He's run his company for a very long time now.
Welcome to Hollywood. What's your dream?
- Yeah, well, he's not here to get a suntan. - Can I get in on it?
- And you don't make anything and you don't build anything. - No. No.
Oh, Edward, Edward. I-- Look, it's really not a good idea that you see him.
- Aah! Damn. - Shit. Goddamn!
Oh yo oh yo, catch this! Anita’s got a food bank campaaaaaign!!
- Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning, Mr. Thompson.
I'll be in your office. Bob, if you want to send over the geologicals?
It's my job.
All right, read the first two pages.
a wide variety of stores guaranteed to suck up to you anytime you want to go shopping.
Hi.
that your business means a lot more to them than our friend, Mr. Morse.
I can't believe it's true
that I had this dream did the knight say to me,
Mr. Lewis and I are going to build ships together.
- Intriguing. - Have a good evening, sir.
- Excuse me. - Sure.
Pretty woman
you don't drink, you hardly eat.
What, What now?
I say when I say who
Don't do it again.
Impossible relationships.
What does she sell?
How was your day, Cory?
If there was a bum within a 50-mile radius, I was completely attracted to him.
- You're joking. - No. It's the only way I can get you off my coat.
- You're watching. - I'm going.
3000 dollars!
When Julia Roberts tried to tell the importance of flossing "I had all those strawberry seeds and you shouldn't neglect your gums"
Just profane or really offensive?
That is why I have pledged my eternal love to you.
You too, Phil.
We were just talking.
Welcome to Hollywood, what's your dream?
UHM... and ditch old metry?!
Don't get emotional when you turn tricks.
And it's not just any bank. Plymouth Trust, huh?
What do they do? Do they pull you aside in high school and show you how to do this?
- Thank you, Mr.--? - Thompson. I'm the manager-- manager of the hotel, sir.