Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I knew his Hollywood connections would make you stay with me.

[McEnroe] This awkward hello is courtesy of the following interaction

I know you got Haley on the test, and you lied to me. Why?

[McEnroe] As Nalini envisioned her night

But now with Mohan gone, it felt different.

Here's your results from the student council's

I've spent the last two years trying to date someone who's hot

But could you shoot me so I can be out of the game and get a soda?

I-- I'm really sorry, Aneesa.

because per the computer, opposites attract.

and who doesn't wish I was someone else.

not by Founding Fathers

and it will take us all the way till the end of the year.

How's your Valentine's Day going?

Well, you should still celebrate.

And secondly, that way of thinking is selling you both short.

Ben and I just broke up.

But why do you care so much about this test?

Not doing a great job there, bud.

No, I was just wondering 'cause, you know, it's Valentine's Day,

I dangled Uncle Joe in front of you

is if she kicked Haley's ass at paintball

But that's not what I miss most about him.

-I actually manipulated you. -What?

Because, you know, you're Paxton Hall-Yoshida.

I just kind of wanted to get my smokeshow boyfriend,

[gasps] See, I knew my yoga studio wasn't washing their mats properly.

[stomping foot]

I already do that for six hours every night when I'm asleep.

No, Trent. This is oppression.

But anyway, we're a good team.

-Happy Valentine's Day. -[Devi] Hey.

Hmm. Think I'm gonna take a rain check on Valentine's dinner.

I don't know the answer to that. Um, I can go, though.

-I'm good. How are you doing? -Good. Good, good.

Okay, let me take a look.

I know that I messed up, and I was a dick. I'm really sorry.

There it is. Right there.

As I always say,

♪ Winter's cloak covered The tracks of the tyrants ♪

[Nalini chuckles]

don't let them shoot paintballs that hit you.

-[Devi] Ooh. -I Febrezed my futon and everything.

I just wish they weren't such good friends.

That little library card remark was messed up.

to bring her freshly grated cheese and…

I was gonna break up with you, and then you told me about it,

I love the commercial where you slash prices and some blinds

Cheers to my most romantic Valentine's Day dinner yet.

as long as Paxton's perfect match was her?

Or, you know, a great girl if kissing me wasn't a fluke.

it always means great news.