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- I've never been to a baseball game before. - Yeah?
Why do they always set the rear brackets too tight?
Oh, Hayley, theywon't notice I'm not Francine. They're 1 3.
Doctor, I've paid my dues.
Good God! Who's manning the Internet?
essentially shutting down all oil production.
Wow! Your dad used a rain machine to ditch you? Why the hell would he do that?
Well, I'm sorry no one talked toyou. But we can't risk anyone seeing you.
- Agent Smith, C.I.A. - Agent Mulder, F.B.I.
But you're a grinder, and you're getting braces.
It's right here in the letterhead- "From the desk of Dan Vebber."
Oh, God, thankyou. Thankyou! You're coming back?
This time he hacked into the computer system ofthe largest refinery on the East Coast...
Uh, Steve, you were supposed to go on a mission with us tomorrow?
Shut up, fatty fat, fat pants!
I sure have, Son. And I'm glad you enjoyed this auto show.
And all Smiths are winners. Therefore, all athletes are Smiths.
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
I'm just glad you learned to finally appreciate me forwho I am.
- Man!