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#Good morning, U.S.A. #
I'll take my sandwich in the study.
What happened in Munich? Who did I kill?
- There. Now say something.
I said wait, pork chop!
Yes. It's a sad sightwhen Americans turn against Americans.
ofthe original, non-special-edition Star Wars Trilogy.
Sweet Sally Struthers. I can say sweet Sally Struthers!
Thanks, Mom. And thanks again for hanging out with me today, Dad.
"No, baby. You grab whatyou need to grab to keep doing whatyou're doing."
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes, yes. Unfortunately, the game's been rained out.
I am the ElfWarrior ofGallendror!
Dam n it! There's a maniac out there jeopardizing the security of our nation!
- You're lucky I'm wearing myvest. - Your attention, please.
never impotent, except for that one time I couldn't get Lisa Kudrow out of my head, block.
and then apologized, embarrassed, but he said...
Oh, yeah? Well, my son's a chip off the old perfectly chiseled...
meaning thatyou grind your teeth so fervently that you need braces.
and throwyour corpse in the fires of Lake Piracima!
And you're gonna see him! And the boys are gonna see him!
Soyou need to go to him and apologize and tell him how much you love him.
And you'll all know I'm not crazy! And we can be a family again!
It's notyourfault that nut-job is still out there.