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(screaming) no!
- What's your reading, Chekov?
His one freakishly large hand.
That's why I tookyour mother to Bangkok last summer.
and we'll piece together the shattered remains ofyour life or- orwhatever.
Except that looks like grape. And you only chew original.
Fine. IfI'm gonna be a geek, l might as well be a sissytoo.
Ach, I'm sorry. I must have misdialed. Click.
Torpe
Um, look, just, uh, hang out atyour booth and I'll swing back by...
Well, I might as well get my rainy-day mix tape out ofthe car.
I sure hope the fellows like Crystal Light as much as I do.
It slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face ofGod.
The UK when Boris Johnson says something Oh God I wanna hit you
I'm sorry I'm late, Mai Ling. I'm thinking French tips this week.
You know, Stan, maybe Steve's not the athleteyou think he is.
- Right after softball practice.
Luckily, there was paper in the machine this time.
But next time, maybe say sci-fi con or S.F.C., because time is ofthe essence.
Great. Now it seems like an obligation instead ofa treat.
No, I'm sorry. Sorry I'm not the son you want me to be!
- Who can bring me up to speed?