Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How come every time we go to a party, you push me in the pool?
I just need to figure out the reason for Tank's hatred.
He slept with all the cheerleaders, the coach's daughter...
Oh, it's okay. They scored on the next play. Quarterback sneak.
Oh, look at him. He's just gonna float away, float away like a fairy.
- Greg is Terry's boyfriend. - What?
#A little bit of Monica in my life #
He's fine.
Uh, well, l-I need to tell you something.
You don't want Libby to grow up thinking being gay is something to be ashamed of, do you?
Qué risa!
We've been together for nine years.
I've changed my ways.
Do they have jokes in your country, or is it just sadness all the time?
Wow. I recognize a lot of faces here today.
Our Mapplethorpe prints, our baby, this nude drawing I did of Burt Reynolds.
Nobel-winning author of Night and founder of-
Oh!
Would you and Greg care to come?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe because I care a whole hell of a lot!
It's everything to me!
(GASPS, COUGHS)
- Hi, Libby. - I just got a call.
No, I know it's not a choice, and it still sickens me.
This is my girlfriend, Francine, and we had this baby out of wedlock...
Sweetie, you can do this.
The offensive line clears a hole. He leaps over the top, and he's short!