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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
What a coincidence. That's my favorite vintage.
She's fine.
I thought it was one of Freeman's many nicknames, like Captain Morgan or Freckles.
All-Pro fullback for the Washington Redskins.
Of course. You're my husband. My idiot husband.
[Laughing]
- Stan, you're making a scene. - That is not a scene!
Okay, the kitchen door entrance is supposed to be just family.
If some little girl with a bruise on her cheek...
- Her! Out of her. - [Doorbell Rings]
[Doorbell Ringing]
[Door Closes]
But deep down, you must have known, so this is a good thing.
Terry, don't worry. It'll be fine.
- What am I doing? I'm reading an ad. - [Knocking]
Mmm.
You're a son of a b-bitch, you know that?
Your book was so inspiring, Mr. Mandela.
to get some late-night 'za and 'da.
Uh, that's just the setup, honey.
You don't have toenails.
- How could you be so stupid? How could you- - Now hold on a minute.
Straight women don't ask for much, do they?
I had several gay experiences when I was in boarding school.
# Maria ##
This is such an interesting piece.
So if we're at a party, say...