Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beeps Optimus prime
My father's coming into town and will be staying with us for a few days.
You are no longer welcome.
Roger, I can't believe you did this to me!
Especially The Bucket List. Whoo! It got me. It got me.
- you're still glad your son's happy. - No.
I want you to be part of it, but only if you can accept me for who I am.
And there's always an underlying reason for this kind of thing.
Oh, piggy wants two drinks.
I just had a beer fart!
But it's a weekday. That's "once in a while on weekends" talk.
'Za and, uh-
comes by and says this is her dog, it is.
[Engine Starts]
It's an honor to be here with Tank Bates...
No. I don't need him in our life.
Morning, Greg. How'd you sleep?
Well, you don't have to worry about me embarrassing you ever again!
Well, hello, potty mouth. So I guess the party was pretty good, then?
I mean, I try so hard and you try so little.
## [Piano, Slow]
Dad, I have something to tell you...
Yes, I am.
Everyone's always afraid to be the first one in the pool.
- [Crowd Cheering] - [Man] It counts! It counts for a lot!
Talking to me about what?
They're fine.
Why the heck did you do that?! Do what?
Bullock always has dignitaries and heads of state there.
Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I did it for $12 profit.
Straight women don't ask for much, do they? They really don't. Just use coasters now and again and don't whiz in the shower on her birthday.
But my dad's not gay!