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what those tuberculars in coach are... Excuse me?!
- Prison? But it's my first offense. - Well, except for treason,
- Are you ever? - She said, single and
- That's pretty ironic, huh? - No, Pam, once again you're confusing
- Outlaw country! Woooooo!
Yeah, no, everything is, uh, totally fine now,
- Uh, sorry, Archer. - Ten-ten-four, good buddy.
- anything to do with your cocaine-only diet! - Well, it's a small
It's a kidnapping, it's a kidnapping to kidnap me, Cherlene!
Yeah, bitch, that's how I roll!
- I must've dozed off! - Really? You don't just hate signs?
price to pay for beauty!
sniffing a shit-ton of glue in my tour bus hot tub
but neither are people who need a roll of quarters to take a shower!
Hey, so... yeah, hi, uh, I think maybe somebody's
- Lana, you're riding with me. - In what?
- of how it works. - What? Oh.
- Yeah, touchy thing, bionics. You were saying? - Thank you.
- Wha...? No, lickbag! - It was a reasonable assumption.
- But I can't bang you if you die from an overdose. - Aw, you want to bang me?