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- Oh, no, it's actually Ms.... - It's actually Mrs.
- pulled over with 50 pounds of cocaine? - What?!
- Really? - Well, we hated you less.
- Why would bikers want to kidnap you? - Why would anyone?
No? No? No?
Hey, treebeard! Take me with you! You can do unspeakable
- Goddamn it! How long was I out? - Like, 12 hours? Five states,
- and a blocker car it'll be 24, right? - What?
It was too heavy.
- You might wanna check your six, Snowball. - Ew, is that about the shart?!
- One, two, three, Go Herd. - Well?
- Ooh, is that like Austin City Limits? - It's comparable,
It's not just a shower, it's more communal, like a Japanese onsen, or...
- Shut up. - Seriously though, I'm sorry you heard
Yeah! Holy coke snacks.
- That seems like a pretty slippery slope! - Pam, any cocaine is
- Burt Reynolds! - They don't have the coke, lickbag!
- No, what were you saying like you meant it? - Thank you, Krieger,
Yeah, you're not actually pay... Ow!
The hat fart was technically a shart?
I don't dry. But-but I've seen you dry!
- Or donations, whatever. - Of pre-tax dollars from pot-taking
- How much did that cost? - Well, again, it's advertising, so...
- Oh shi... - ...it!
- Shit! - Because even
Wow! I didn't think it was possible, but I somehow just got even angrier!
- And you're lucky I don't have my gun! - And just why the hell don't you?!
- I wanted people to like me. - People who like you because you have
- Ten-four. - So, I think we may have a problem.